Script Excerpts
My goal is to eventually have the entire script, but here are some excerpts for now:Rudolph: Let's be independent together.
Rudolph, Hermey, and Yukon Cornelius sail into a thick fog.Yukon Cornelius: Fog's as thick as peanut butter.
Hermey: You mean pea soup.
Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like, I'll eat what I like!
Head Elf:
Hermey: Just fixing these dolls' teeth.
Head Elf: Just fixing...?
Hermey:
Head Elf: You'll never fit in!
Hermey: I just don't like to make toys.Head Elf: Oh well if that's all-- What? You don't like to make toys?
Hermey: No.
Head Elf:
Elves: Hermey doesn't like to make toys. Shame on you!
Head Elf: Would you mind telling me what you do wanna do?
Hermey:
Head Elf: A dentist?!
Hermey: Well we need one up here. I've been studying molars and bicuspids and incisors...
Head Elf: Now listen, you, you're an elf and elves make toys. Now get to work!!
Charlie: I am the official sentry of the Isle of Misfit toys. My name is --Rudolph: Don't tell me: Jack.
Charlie: No, Charlie. That's why I'm a misfit toy. My name is all wrong.
Yukon Cornelius: Didn't I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles bounce!
Narrator: Sam the Snowman: Now don't any of you worry your heads about Santa, Mrs. Claus will have him plenty fattened up before Christmas eve. It's always the same story.
Yukon Cornelius: We'll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.Rudolph: How?
Yukon Cornelius: Douse your nose and run like crazy!
Yukon Cornelius: You're going to stay with me and we'll all be rich with the biggest silver strike this side of Hudson Bay. Silver!!
Hermey: I thought you wanted gold.
Yukon Cornelius: I changed my mind.
Mrs. Claus: Santa Claus:
Mrs. Claus: You're gonna disappoint the children. They expect a fat Santa.
